LAUGHTER, the best MEDICINE!!
Tommy was boasting to a fellow fisherman about a 10-kilo fish he had caught. "Ten-kilos?,
huh?" remarked the other guy, with scepticism. "Were there any witnesses?"
"Of course," said Tommy. "Otherwise it would have weighed 15 kilos."
A tough, masculine and irresistable bodyguard named Bogart worked for a wealthy couple. The
wife was very beautiful and much younger than her husband. One evening they told Bogart that
they'd be out late, but the wife came home alone earlier than expected.
"Bogart," she said, "come to my room." He followed her. She closed the door and said, "Take
off my dress." He did so. "Now my stockings," she continued. He rolled them down. "And off
with my lingerie." He removed all that too.
"Now, Bogart," she said, looking him in the eye, "don' ever let me find you wearing my clothes
again!"
A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom
painted the same colour as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes
close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper colour. The woman is
pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
Years later, he retires and turns the business over to his son. "Dad," says the son, "there's
something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match that vase so perfectly?"
"Son," the father replies, "I painted the vase."